The Next Level of Gabutness

Sebuah zodiac menyatakan “Seorang Aquarius..

Wait. Aku kayanya udah ketularan Aiyuni sang Libra Girl yang percaya dengan ramalan zodiac.

“Tapi ken, zodiac gue sama dia tu udah cocok banget…”, she said. And I was like “…… o…k…e…”

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Well, kita lanjutin. Bukan suka ngebaca tapi ya tiba tiba nongol dimuka tulisan begini

“Seorang Aquarius adalah orang yang suka akan hal-hal berbau Nostalgia”

Ya, meskipun zodiac aku itu ga jelas kadang Aquarius kadang Capricorn. Yah balada anak yang lahir di tanggal 20 Januari.

Well, aku memutuskan untuk mempercayainya karna emang bener. Suka nostalgia bukan berarti hidup aku yang sekarang lebih buruk dari yang dulu-dulu. Hiks… Ya sebenernya bener sih tapi ya terima saja. huhuhuu

ONE DAY, ya always one day ya. Aku gabut dan ga bisa tidur karna minum kopi kebanyakan. Tingkat kegabutan aku malam itu udah nyampe taraf membaca semua chat-chat yang ada di facebook. Dari tahun 2008 – 2017. 9 TAHUN W-O-W.

Then I found a chat. Dari temen yang ngeforward chat dia dengan Ibu Retno – seorang dosen. Beliau pernah ngajar dikelas aku (Mekatronika), itu kelas praktikum PLC 5 jam nonstop.

Intinya she praised me to my friend. And I was like.. “WWAW”

Sebenernya percaya ga percaya sih ibunya seneng dg aku, soalnya aku sering banget ditegur ibunya karna suka keliaran dikelas, gangguin yang lain, duduk ga sopan (yeu lab rasa rumah sendiri deh). Tapi ternyata he he he he he.

Hari itu, ya biasalah ya praktikum PLC nya per kasus yang ada dimodul. Ngerjain beberapa kasus trus minta acc dari aslab atau dosen. Nah, saat itu kondisinya aku udah selesai beberapa kasus, trus stuck, aslab ga ada, dan aku nungguin Ibu Retno buat acc-in punya aku.

Disaat itu, aku malah main ke ruangan sebelah yang isinya juga praktikan yang diawasi sama aslab. Yu know lah ya when yu bosen kan yu pasti main sana sini. Ntah apa yang terjadi, si aslab ngambil barang aku gitu, trus ya aku kejar. Terjadilah kejar-kejaran dilab itu. Apesnya, ke-notice tuh sma Bu Retno. Trus beliau manggil gue, “Nikeeeeen”, artinya “Jangan lari-lari naak, ini lab”. Akunya langsung malu trus aslab nya ngakak. Akunya langusng duduk di posisi semula. Malu sih sama ibunya. Bukan malu sm tmn kelas. Kalo sama tmn kelas sih bodo ye wk

A Little Boy Named Wojtek

There was a little boy, Woytek – 3 years old, who’s so cute but annoying at the same time. Woytek is a common Polish name (i guess). 3 of my 6 weeks, this little boy used to say “Idz” means “Go Away!”, “Nie” means “No!”, and “Ja Sama” means “I’ll do it by myself” to me, every single time I tried to approach. I thought he was a naughty boy who liked to annoy me, he fancied pulling my hijab, my shirt, everything that can be pulled. And I was like, “Ok, he’s just a boy just let him happy”.

On the 4th week, he slowly tried to start a conversation with me eventho I had no idea what he was saying because he speaks Polish. But still, When I asked, “Is the food delicious” in Polish to the kids, he will always reply “NIEEE” loudly. When I offered something, he’d say “NIEEEE!”. And I was like “Ok, bye”…..

The moment when I tried to don’t give a damn about him, he started – slowly – came to me and ask for help. He asked me to take off his shirt, he asked for more food, he asked me about anything.

Can you imagine the feeling? Oh my God. I was extremely happy. He was the hardest boy to approach (Yap, there are many little girls that even harder to approach). But I managed it!

On my very last week, my 6th week, on nap time. All the lights were off. He couldn’t sleep and stare at me without saying anything. He’s so cute I swear.

I came to him. Slowly gave him a head rub, and I lie next to him. Slowly he put his hands to my head under my hijab. He spoke softly to me, but I can’t get a word. From this moment, I think I knew something. He’s been curious what’s under my hijab.

And the next day when nap time, he’ll call me softly… “Ciocia kenyiiii…..” aw my baby. I came to him and then he put my hand on his blonde hair….

And, on my last day, last nap time with my baby boy I rub his head and pretended to sleep. I let him play his finger with my nose, cheeks, and eyes.

I miss him. Please, when you grow up please don’t forget me – Ciocia KenyiiiS__45007234.

 

Will it Matter in 5 Years?

Yak! Sekarang ini seharusnya aku bikin membership fuzzy pake CMEX, atau nge-laprak, atau ngerjain proposal PKM atau tidur karena besok kelas jam 8 pagi. Tapi kesini instead.

Itu Matlab sama sublime text mau di minimize sampe kapan ken?

“Udah bulan apa ini, masi aja bingung” – Pak Feri.

Coba aja bikin membership fuzzy segampang bikin membership indomaret alfamart.

“Ini gampang banget loh bikin fuzzy di CMEX” – Pak Feri.

Ini lah akibatnya kalau tugas kelas SKPE kerjaannya cuma ngopas.

Iya pak, saya lagi nyari tau gampangnya dimana…….